The code monkey is a valuable member of our team. I'm not kidding: only one user can run a particular set of tests at a time, so only the person that has the monkey is allowed to use the simulator. Code monkey don't like testing.
Because the monkey is passed around quite often, one of the eyes was coming loose. We could have, of course, reglued it. But we didn't have glue, we had duct-tape. Cue Pirate Code Monkey!
